R. Kenton is Growing Up (too fast!)…
Guys, there comes a time in every girl’s life where you just gotta rip that tampon applicator outta your slit and admit to your mom that you’re pregnant. Right? I mean, this isn’t our fucking first grade rendition of “Siamese Cats” for the school play anymore, ya know? For God Sakes! That cute boy that sat in front of you in gym class, always slicking his hair back with his switch-blade comb-knife is probably dead or gay by now anyway. So get over it! It’s tyme 2 grow UP, you guys. For serious. It’s time for a SERIOUS blog. Grow up and smell the evaporated hymen already! We’re lifting that magical veil of prepubescence for GOOD! Adulthood, HERE WE COME!!
RKMc’s New Serious Adulthood Blog: www.i-cut.blogspot.com
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