Sparkle Puss Mail Time!!!
Uh oh folks! RKMc here, guess who dropped us a line today? It’s none other than our good friend Crappy3soap, and as usual, she makes endless spelling and grammatical errors as well as needless and inane references to people we used to know. Seems as though she’s in a bit of a scrape!
Hay Spderkle puss,
Hi ho airone! I iz crappy3soap hear & eye got a prublum an shit.
NEwayz an shit, I was hangin @ mi parents an shit, on der sopha an shit watchin sum tv an shit and I was like “Dam, member that playa Jermy Powell an shit?”
NEwayz, so i had a seezure an shit an I am shakin roun an shit an Mishell Phipps cum ova an is like “why you gyratin an shit” and i’m like ”gurl i like dat top from Guess Jeans an shit” and then someone put a stick in my mouf an shit so I wouldn’t bite my tongue off an shit.
NEways, I c@ll him up an shit and I is like, “Yo lets go l00kin fur sum fun in yer car in shit” So I listen 2 my jam by Boyz II Men an shit and sm0ke some nerds and robitussin, we calls it nerdarobitussin an shit. So I wus like ‘fuggin shit’ and jermy was all ‘fug dis man’ an shit. Iznt dat a great story an shit? I’m glad I put dat on a blog an shit.
Luff,
Crappy3soap
3 years ago