If Murphy the Dog Took This Survey:
By: Blade Jewbert
Current Mood: Deadish
Who’s car were you in last?
I’m dead.
Last movie you watched?
All Dogs Go to Heaven. Just kidding, I died a slow death by the river though.
Who were you with?
My family let me die alone.
Last thing you ate?
My own blood/tongue.
When was the last time you had your heart broken?
The last time I died alone by the river.
Are you happy right now?
LOL.
What did you say last?
Bow-wo— (dead silence)
Do you have any pets?
Ha, good one.
What are you listening to?
Eternal silence.
Do you read your horoscope?
Couldn’t read.
Myspace or Facebook?
Facebook.
How fast have you driven a car?
I used to love riding around with my family! That’s back when I was alive and not a corpse by the North Platte. I never liked riding with Lizzy though, that scared the fucking shit out of me.
Favorite song?
Whatever stuff Miles Barger’s dog tells me to listen to.
Do you like to sing?
Before I died, I did.
What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Not—this will be the last time you ever do that.
When was the last time you laughed REALLY hard?
When the absurdity of existence stared me in my nearly lifeless eyes.
Do you wish you could move?
Haha! More than you’ll ever know.
What is your dream car?
A gold 2000 Honda Accord with a spoiler.
If you could be anywhere right now where would it be?
The realm of the living.
Are you happy with your life?
Fuck you.
-RKMc
3 years ago