June 2008
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R. Kenton is Growing Up (too fast!)...
Guys, there comes a time in every girl’s life where you just gotta rip that tampon applicator outta your slit and admit to your mom that you’re pregnant. Right? I mean, this isn’t our fucking first grade rendition of “Siamese Cats” for the school play anymore, ya know? For God Sakes! That cute boy that sat in front of you in gym class, always slicking his hair back...
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May 2008
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Always Imitated, NEVER Duplicated
Hey girls! Looks like we got our first knock-off blog out there! You can’t do anything cool these days without some small-fry square hicks trying to rip your ideas off.
Well, we were checking around through the “tumblogs” here at tumblr.com, and we just could NOT believe what we saw! These bitches ripped off everything from our shit! Even the name sounds alike. The colors are...
Sparkle Puss Mail Time!!!
Uh oh folks! RKMc here, guess who dropped us a line today? It’s none other than our good friend Crappy3soap, and as usual, she makes endless spelling and grammatical errors as well as needless and inane references to people we used to know. Seems as though she’s in a bit of a scrape!
Hay Spderkle puss,
Hi ho airone! I iz crappy3soap hear & eye got a prublum an shit.
NEwayz an shit, I was...
Art Moves Me More Than it Does You
Hey guys, RKMc here! So if you’ll notice, below this post my good friend JDW said he was the “more artsy one here”. I definetely feel justified in employing an Alicia Silverstone line here—AS IF! (jk JDW, but seriously, fuck you).
Anyway, in honor of one of my fav artists of all time (Robert Rauschenberg—who, seroiusly had his foot in everything; Neo-Dadaism,...
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Art of a New Kind
OK, so I guess I am the more artsy one here at SparklePuss, because for some reason I just can’t stop finding these artful gems and posting them here at the blog!
Well, today I was digging around and I discovered a new kind of art. It’s called “martial art.” Now, I don’t know who Marshall is or where he learned his style of art, but I do know one thing—it sure...
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If Murphy the Dog Took This Survey:
By: Blade Jewbert
Current Mood: Deadish
Who’s car were you in last? I’m dead.
Last movie you watched?
All Dogs Go to Heaven. Just kidding, I died a slow death by the river though.
Who were you with?
My family let me die alone.
Last thing you ate?
My own blood/tongue.
When was the last time you had your heart broken?
The last time I died alone by the river.
Are you happy right now?
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Starving Artist in a Small Town Survival Guide
I am sure that there are a lot of people out there with the same problem as us. Yes, you guessed it, we are starving artists living in a small town in Wyoming. Well, being that we have been in this predicament for awhile now, we thought that we would share a sampling of our wealth of knowledge with the rest of you small-town, big-minded people! So, we made this little “Survival Guide”...
Summoning Warhol???
OMG! I was using stumblr (like i do EVERYday cuz i’m soo BOREEDOM) and and “stumbled upon” this site with the most AMAZING artwork! Check it out: here!
Just look at the subtle contrasts. These paintings are just so abstract and obscure, yet somehow I feel that the artist was able to capture my emotions PERFECTLY. The colors almost bounce off the page. What do you think the...
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““Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we...”
– http://www.inspirational-quotes.info/motivational-quotes.html
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